Score: 10

"Great game!"

submission: Z-Rox

date: September 26, 2008

Fun, relaxing, and makes you think. Also innovative, never seen anything like it. I'm currently stuck on level 24. Looks like a pentagon, but that's clearly not right...

And to everyone below me: You're all thinking too hard about number 11! it's (SPOLIERS!!!!!!!!!)

Square

duh

Anyway, again, great game! I'll be coming back to this one some time soon!

Score: 9

"nice"

submission: Solid Snake Soundboard

date: June 25, 2008

Could do with audio from MGS3, though.

Score: 8

"Cool"

submission: RepublicaSocialistaMundia

date: January 11, 2008

It was a good flash, and while the graphics could be better, I think you reached the "Hardcore Propaganda" you were going for.

On a somewhat unrelated note, why are people saying Memorize's review is useless? It was very well throught out and I completely agree with all he says, because it's true. While this is a good flash, socialism is not freedom. Everyone has equal rights, I agree with that, but we here in america have them too, and plenty more. And while all men are created equal, they aren't always, rarely in fact, equal in how they act and what they do.

Can anyone here honestly say that a doctor, who payed TONS of money to go to medical school and spent 4 years training, should be payed the same as someone who sits in a gas station all day or someone who works in a factory and never even went to school? Someone who tried they best at everything they do should get payed the same amount as someone who never gave enough of a s*** to try? No, they shouldn't.

While Communism looks good on paper, everyone being equal, blah blah blah, when you think about it, it's only helping people who don't care and hurting people who do. Then again, most people in socialist countries are chosen for their job after a test, then recieve the proper training for it, so that makes a little more sense then carrying it out in a place like America, but that doesn't take away from that fact that someone with more training, doing a more difficult job, should be payed the same as someone doing a job with no training at all.

Well, went off on a bit of a rant there, didn't I? Ahh, but I digress, it's a very good flash, but I don't agree with the pupose.

Score: 10

"Haha"

submission: Splash Attack

date: October 30, 2007

shows how useless magikarp is lol. Great, and I think it just plays those clips at random and never ends, right? MY favorite few were

Blue: Magikarp, use Hyper Beam! What do you mean you don't know hyper beam? Just use a splash attack!

Blue: Magi *phone rings* Hello? I'm kinda in the middle of something here... team rocket? team rocket can suck'a my balls, magikarp use splash attack.

Anyway, great. I love all of your flashes. It sucks your resigning flash for NG.

Score: 10

"Sweet"

submission: Cannon Chaos

date: October 29, 2007

Super fun. Although easy at the beginning, it gets much tougher. by level 28, I had everything, and everything fully upgraded, and in the end had over 13,000 points. I must try the Custom scenario sometime. P.S.- I never died, my nerves were just too wrecked haha. Keep up the good work!

Score: 10

"What are you, come kind of cosmonauts?"

submission: EW Halloween Special

date: October 28, 2007

It was good and funny, the animation was also very smooth. But, if you couldn't tell by the little headline, the Ghostbusters referance made it! That movie is so great. Anyway, keep making good flashes, and I hope to see references to other great movies in your future works haha. *cough* Back to the Future *cough* haha

Score: 10

"Very Good"

submission: Bleach 1st opening

date: October 5, 2007

I feel some parts could have been more serious, like the real opening, but it was still very good. One thing wrong with it... the red-head girl's breasts are MUCH bigger in the show hahaha

Score: 9

"Wow"

submission: Animals

date: October 5, 2007

I can't really even find words to describe this. It made me feel feelings flashes usually don't.

Anyway, my take on the moral, and this is a combonation of many reviews I've read, is that the man is a preacher. Teaches about God his whole life, but then tragedy comes to him. Wife dies, child dies, etc. Him jumpings off the bridge is him killing himself out of grief, after he turns his back on religion. The red scenes are clearly some sort of hell or limbo, and the tram was like his soul going through life, and when he got off was when he died. I think where he and the other people went was where they were jugded. The elevator, to heaven, and the barbed wire barges heading to the spikes, to hell. The up sign tells us never to give up, always fight, even to our dying breath. It may also symbolize that, even though the man killed himself and turned his back on God, his whole life was devoted to preaching about him, so he was spared and sent to heaven.

Just a guess. I'd love a message telling me how close I was, the errors I made, etc. Overall a very good flash, although the animation was... haunting, to say the least.

And big thumbs up to birdman! Wow, of course it's about a guy who has ED, can't get viagra, and kills himself because of it. Very classy guess! Grow the f*** up.

Score: 10

"Damn!"

submission: Aladdin 3150

date: August 25, 2007

No wonder why this is #1! That was awesome! Your animation was smooth and beautiful, and your action was intense and exhilerating! That was one of the best flashes I've seen in a while! A couple questions (contains spoiers for pl!): 1- why could he turn into a lizard? and 2-Are you going tomake another T.E.S.S.O.N.A.S. any time soong? haha

Score: 10

"ok, digo 3..."

submission: Awesome Compilation Vol 2

date: August 25, 2007

like the people before me said, just shut the fuck up. Can you make flash like this? didn't think so. plus, the black voice was a sterriotype, it's was meant to be that way because it's fucking funny! ok?! now grow some balls, and try and make some flash at least half as awesome as this. Only then could you MAYBE realize how hard it is. I am by no means an animator myself, but I respect a good flash when I see one. And when it's not good, I try to offer constructive criticism... like the rules tell you to, dumbass. So if you didn't like it, either keep your opinion to your fucking self, or offer some ideas that could improve it! That's the whole point of these reviews! And heres to you digo -^-(-_-)-^-

Sorry... I.. I get like that... (Venture Bros. FTW!) anyway, great work as usual, egoraptor. You are hilarious, your flash are hilarious, and you make a good black man haha. I love your style, and your sense of humor! Keep up the good work and ignore dumb dickheads like digo3.

Wow, prolly my longest review ever, and 2/3 of it was tearing into an asshola haha